I’ve been thinking about you for three years. I used to think about you all the time. Even when I was married laying beside my ex husband; I had a crush on you. I was cheating on him with you in my mind.
I started watching you at the age of 17. You were on the “show” in which I watched faithfully at the time. You were a corespondent. Barack Obama was running for president at the time and you guys covered the election. At the time I didn’t have a crush on you, but you were funny and I love comedy like I love food. You were talented because once you opened your mouth, it was good coming out. You left the show, at the time no one…not even I knew why you truly left but I just assumed that you received bigger and better opportunities which later on in the years to come, you did receive.
In 2014 I started watching your stand-ups. The first one I watched was your stand-up called “Brooklyn”. It was the first time I saw you just speaking on issues that I had commonality with but the humor was absolutely on point and I laughed my ass off but I became intrigued. In 2014, I got married and right away things took a turn for the worst. That’s another story. The crush developed but it wasn’t strong as it is now. I continued to watch you do stand-up’s after and every one was true and pure comedy in my opinion, and for some reason you became more handsome and sexier with each one. But somehow I missed one of your shows that you did. That show was called “Problem Area’s”. The show premiered in 2017 on HBO. I didn’t have cable and even if I did… My life was so fucked up that I couldn’t even watch television.
I caught up on the show in March of 2020 when the coronavirus pandemic hit. The show was streamed on Hulu® which my ex spouse had an account on. So when I didn’t work, I binged watched Hulu and I binge watched the show. My first opinion of it: Funny. Second one: Informal and educational. Third, Raw and Authentic. I was paying attention to the messages in the show but I was really paying attention to you and wet dreaming about you.
In March you debuted your show “Happy Hour Record Club”. Me being an Instagrammer, I decided to follow you and see what the show was about. In all honesty I just wanted to see and interact with your sexy Ass. I love the show and it reminded me of being in a bar or in a setting that is bar like. I really started watching when I separated from my ex spouse and the crush intensified on an intimate level as well as on a sexual level.
I found out through the grapevine that you were single and lived in Brooklyn. Honestly I couldn’t believe it. I was perplexed due to the fact that someone who is sexy AF and talented as you are would be single. The thoughts I had ran wild and been running wild ever since.
Now that I’m a newly single woman, at the age that I am in, in the time and space that I am in, I am absolutely sure of myself and what I want. I truly want to be with you. I want to be in your world as well as you be in mines. I know what I can bring to the table and what I am capable of doing.
I fell in love with someone that I have never met. Imagine being attracted to someone who is mysterious. Imagine hearing this person’s voice and wanting to deep throat all inches of his dick, getting so excited and aroused by his presence rather if that’s on television or on the internet and watching from my cell phone screen. If only you knew who I was and how I felt about you. Just know that I am saving my body for you and could care absolutely less about fucking anyone, even though I’m always horny and always craving to have my pussy busted out by someone.
I crave your presence. I long for the days where we can sip whiskey, smoke a blunt and talk about anything. I long for the days where I can be sexually free and fluent around you. I can’t wait for you to see and feel how this pussy is, but I can wait til you see how freaky and fun I am in the bedroom.
In all… I have a crush on you.